Bumper sticker

I've seen a few cool bumper stickers lately. One at the back of a really battered ugly looking Mehran said:
This car is a status symbol: It symbolizes my status of being poor
By the way, I like the license plate numbers down here. While I drive, I am mentally making up pronounciations and acronyms out of the alphabets. Here are a few:
LOV Love
LUV Love
LRE Lahori
LRU Least Recently Used
LRA Least Recently Abused
LZB Lazy Bee
LZS Lazy Ass
LZA Lazy Ass
Too many to mention, but just a sample. Dont miss my rants about "(lost) opportunity"